i cant believe this exists for fucks sake i cant breathe
literally one of the greatest things ever
Uranus has a diameter approximately 50,000 kilometers wide.
Wind speeds in Uranus can reach up to 250 meters per second
shine bright like a bald spot
somebody asked me to tell them something inspirational so i told them i have an average sized penis and they started crying
if you ever want to interrupt what somebody is telling you, just randomly blurt out, “r u trying to sell me something?”
Soccer Mama and proud…
I’ll scream it loud!
Go to every game
And I feel no shame.
I have that Soccer Mom spirit…
Not afraid to let you hear it…
I love my son
He has always won.
Soccer is no fight
But soccer is a lifestyle
The black and white
My cheers run miles
Never gonna give up my passion…
Always sport Soccer Mom Fashion
Always sport the sport of soccer
when i look in a mirror all i see is somebody who died a long time ago
It’s incredible to think about how every time you look up at the stars, the photons hitting your retinas to create their image in your brain are photons that came from those stars and took years to travel all the way to earth and perfectly align with your eyes.