I'm Matt, a 17-year-old highschool senior living in Southern California. I dream about naked men at night. Ironically I'm also a hopeless romantic. Get to know me. I love when my followers talk to me. I used to be really introverted and have no friends but somehow I'm really cool now. I'm an artist - I've played classical piano for 13 years now, own way too many musical instruments that I can hardly play, and I'm majoring in Music Composition. I write symphonies. I do insane things and over-analyze everything in an artistic and meaningful sense. I would gladly go on a date with you.

I’ll have a Sprite.
Is Sierra Mist ok?
Yeah.

Red… The blood of angry men!! Black… The people Paula Deen doesn’t like!!

Hey guys, please help to support my favorite drag friend Blair Phoenix! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obngcfaed3M

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i have a Ph.D. in taking selfies

you will always live on in my mamories </3

And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of kush.
Genesis 2:13

i cant believe this exists for fucks sake i cant breathe

literally one of the greatest things ever

Uranus has a diameter approximately 50,000 kilometers wide.

Wind speeds in Uranus can reach up to 250 meters per second

shine bright like a bald spot

somebody asked me to tell them something inspirational so i told them i have an average sized penis and they started crying

if you ever want to interrupt what somebody is telling you, just randomly blurt out, “r u trying to sell me something?”