Uranus has a diameter approximately 50,000 kilometers wide.

Wind speeds in Uranus can reach up to 250 meters per second

shine bright like a bald spot

somebody asked me to tell them something inspirational so i told them i have an average sized penis and they started crying

if you ever want to interrupt what somebody is telling you, just randomly blurt out, “r u trying to sell me something?”

when i look in a mirror all i see is somebody who died a long time ago

It’s incredible to think about how every time you look up at the stars, the photons hitting your retinas to create their image in your brain are photons that came from those stars and took years to travel all the way to earth and perfectly align with your eyes.